Untitled works, 2009-2018
Various techniques on various supports, various size

jeremiegrandsenne_sucerlabite

— You see, it's written here: you have to suck my dick

jeremiegrandsenne_monfils_web

— And then I told him: My son, I have never been loving you
— Oh that's great

jeremiegrandsenneachaqueetapeokok

At every step of your project,
go fuck yourself.

jeremiegrandsenne_lesacrificedesfaibles

Sacrifice of the weak

jeremiegrandsenne_toutlemal

— Can you think of all the evil we could do?
— Yes

jeremiegrandsenne_tuesfolle

— Shush! Don't talk! You're crazy!
We don't like crazy people here!

jeremiegrandsenne_jusdorange

Solidarity
— Orange juice?
— Yes you'll see it's incredible.

jeremiegrandsennebrisernotreenfant

Breaking our child
"We are guided and advised at every step of our project"

jeremiegrandsenne_tuvasmesauter

— You gonna screw me?

The gardener softly snickered…

jeremiegrandsenne_leplaisir

Pleasure
It's never too late to begin

jeremiegrandsenne_huitlettres

— Eight letters

jeremiegrandsenne_espereautrechose

— We were hoping for something else, weren't we…

jeremiegrandsenne_alorscestcalebonheur

— So this is it, happiness?
— Wait, it's only the beginning

jeremiegrandsennechosestristes

Sad things: what we have in common

jeremiegrandsennejenesuispasfoutu

I'm not really finished, it's more subtle than that

jeremiegrandsenneohdesfraises

— Oh, strawberries!

jeremiegrandsenne_bonhommos800

Littlemanos: your new friend

jeremiegrandsenne_jaidediemavie800

— I devoted my life to unimportant things

jeremigrandsenne_lesseptmercenaires800

The Magnificent Seven
A movie by John Sturges
& Jérémie Grandsenne
— With us it'll make fourteen

jeremiegrandsenne_nuitcalme

Quiet night
Crappy night

jeremiegrandsennedesgenspassent

People miss out on their life
• every Monday from 5PM to 10PM,
8, avenue de Choisy, Paris 13
Metro Porte de Choisy
• every Tuesday from 5PM to 10PM
14, avenue de la porte Montmartre, Paris 18
Metro porte de Clignancourt
• every Thursday from 5PM to 10PM
at the corner of the avenue de la Porte de Clichy and of the boulevard Bessières (near the Highschool Honoré de Balzac), Paris 17
Metro Porte de Clichy
• every Saturday from 10AM to 1PM
place Marie de Miribel, Paris 20
Metro Porte de Montreuil

jeremiegrandsenne_allezdemarre

— Come on, start up

jeremiegrandsenne_quelquechosesurlespauvres800

— I must say something about poor people?

jeremiegrandsenne_shhavance800

— Do you think they saw that we took the kid?
— Shhh… keep going

jeremiegrandsenne_unefabriquedesalades800

One moment of a salada factory
— frozen in
— eternity

jeremiegrandsenne_bergerie800

— André let me open my heart to you, I would rather go before you
— Alas, sheepfold
[Note: The original French dialogue already has a slightly absurd element, but the French for Sheepfold, Bergerie, can also sound as a feminine first name, which put it somewhere between the feeling of a first name and the unexpected idea of a sheepfold. You lose this ambiguity in the translation, where sheepfold simply hardly makes any sense.]

jeremiegrandsennewelovesex

 

jeremiegrandsenne_cestlepetitquifaitdelalumiereclair800

— It's the kid, he's making some light
— Steal it from him
— Steal it from him

jeremiegrandsenne_toioulesfilles800

— Do you think it's better you or girls?
— Pass

jeremiegrandsenne_hiver

— Hadn't we said we'd stop with winter?
— Yeah we said

jeremiegrandsenne_oiseau-piano

 

jeremiegrandsenne_cinqcentimetresdevie

Five centimeters of life among eternity

jeremiegrandsenne_lebruitdelapluie800

To accompany you in case of difficulties
The sound of rain

jeremiegrandsenne_mettezvousenslip800

To leave to those you love a perfect image of you, be in pants

jeremiegrandsenne_etondisparaitquandnous

— And about us, when do we disappear?
— It's coming

jeremiegrandsenneidpreferdying

 

jeremiegrandsenne_auschwitzdeuxminutes

Auschwitz, two minutes stop

jeremiegrandsennelesafricains300

Africans all look the same
The proof in image

jeremiegrandsenne_allopapa

"In case of an electricity breakdown or of a plumbery problem, I know straightaway who to call. That's reassuring!"
— Allo Dad?

jeremiegrandsenne_lerreur

The mistake:
Respect the stated dose

jeremiegrandsenneamourfratriepaternite

Paris
— Love / — Brotherhood / — Fatherhood / — Screw

jeremiegrandsenne_rienafoutredelashoah

— It took me a lot of time to accept it, but there I am, now I can say it: I don't give a fuck about the Shoah

jeremiegrandsenne_heroine

I don't have heroin issues
[Taunting kiddish interjection]

jeremiegrandsennetauraispugarderunvisage

— Still, you could have kept a face
— There wasn't left

jeremiegrandsenneyaourtnature

— I'm handsome!
— Yes that's true.

jeremiegrandsenne_duboisdufeu

some wood + some fire = some fire

jeremiegrandsenne_affronterlemal

— Fighting evil

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